#TELL YOUR WIFE SHE’S PRETTY EVEN IF SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRUCK

truck.

TRUCK.

TRUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

PRETTY TRUUUUUUUUUUUCK! (repeat n times until wife is desensitized)

(Source: devoureth, via greatershadow)

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